|Interrogation scene, Zero Dark Thirty.|
Speaking of which...
When a new movie comes out I'm often very excited to see it and then I see discussions all over Twitter and Facebook about said movie and I get even more excited to see it. I bide my time while I watch screeners for TCM and write up articles and blog posts knowing that, as soon as I have the chance, I'll go catch the latest movie getting chatted up on all the social media that's fit to read. And then the chance to see it finally arrives and, frankly, I don't give a damn anymore.
Here are some movies I was absolutely champing at the bit to see and now? Couldn't give two shits less.
Zero Dark Thirty
Here's what happened.
Zero Dark Thirty: It caused a controversy and once that happens, watch out, here comes the endless online discussions that I myself got involved in. Shortly thereafter, I got exhausted by the overload and no longer have any desire to see it. I will, of course, just no time soon. (I eventually see most movies from a given year but long after the fact).
Django Unchained: I read too much about it. Honestly, it began to look like a movie I would absolutely hate.
The Hobbit: I was excited to see this when it was first announced, years ago. I thought, "Wow, that'll be great for The Hobbit to get the full theatrical treatment. Should be a nice, tight two hour movie filled with adventure and excitement." Then I heard it was going to be two movies. That kind of pissed me off because it seemed so nakedly greedy but I was still willing to give it a try, at which point it turned into a nine-hour trilogy. Sorry, Peter Jackson, but fuck you.
Argo: It came and went but of all of these it got the least talk. As a result, I now find myself wanting to see it again. It will be the first on this list I will see, without a doubt.
Skyfall: This isn't much of a story. I usually get excited for a new Bond movie for about two minutes and then forget about it. Same happened here. Hell, I still haven't seen Quantum of Solace.
Hitchcock: In the production stage I was extremely excited to see this. Then, it came out and so did the reviews. Ouch. I'll catch it on Instant.
Other movies I was never excited to see had trailers that, to my great misfortune, made me even less excited to see them. The Life of Pi trailer makes the movie look like a never-ending CGI laser light show, a carnival of nausea inducing bells and whistles, flashing lights and extraordinarily overdone shots. My God, how can you make an isolated boat on the water, something that is starkly beautiful in its solitude (see Jaws, the dinghy scenes from Mutiny on the Bounty or, hell, any scene in any movie ever where it's just a person on a boat in the water, from Friday the 13th to Castaway) and turn it into the goddamn Moulin Rouge?!
|If they win, the dance team gets a five, the family|
dog catches a squirrel, and everyone in Philly hugs
at the same moment, Bradley Cooper wins
the Oscar. It's simple, really.
Both of those movies have received very good reviews so I'm more convinced that the trailers suck rather than the movies themselves. Still, seeing a trailer can, sadly, ruin wanting to see a movie for me. And in these two cases, the trailer really hammered the nail in the coffin, hard.
Other movies I was excited to see this year that I managed to see before they were all talked out, like Lincoln and The Master, sat pretty well with me. I enjoyed both but neither sent me over the moon. The rest seen this year range from the blockbusters (The Avengers) to the sleepers (Bernie) with the end result being a year that left me shrugging my shoulders. But you know what? I haven't seen Amour or Holy Motors or Argo (which, again, I am now excited to see for the second time). I haven't seen Kon-Tiki, and I really want to. And all those movies I don't want to see that I listed above I will see at some point and may love every damn one of them. So I'm thinking it could turn out to be a damn good year. I just have to see it first.
P.S. - Jack Black was robbed.