Hooray for "Hooray for Hollywood"

I love the opening of Hollywood Hotel and I love the song Hooray for Hollywood (watching The Long Goodbye again recently, it was on my mind). The version I listen to all the time comes from 50 Years of Film Music (1923 to 1973), an album released in June that I highly recommend. It's got scores and songs, all from the original soundtracks with dialogue from the films as well. In some cases, like As Time Goes By, we hear Dooley Wilson and Ingrid Bergman talking about the song from the movie but when the song starts, it's a full recording Wilson did for the soundtrack. As we all know, in the movie Rick breaks up the song before it's finished so the switch is necessary.

But back to Hooray for Hollywood. What a great song. With music by Richard A. Whiting and perfectly biting lyrics by Johnny Mercer, it's a joy to take in. Mercer wrote so many verses that couldn't all fit in the movie that alternate versions have been recorded for years. Below are the original lyrics from the opening number. Below that, some alternates. Enjoy and HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD!

HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD Hooray for Hollywood That screwy, ballyhooey Hollywood! Where any office boy Or young mechanic can be a panic With just a good-looking pan And any shop girl Can be a top girl If she pleases the tired business man Hooray for Hollywood! You may be homely in your neighborhood. To be an actor See Mister Factor He'll make your kisser look good! Go out and try your luck You could be Donald Duck Hooray for Hollywood! Hooray for Hollywood! Hooray for Hollywood That bully, wild and woolly Hollywood They hire cowboys then they hang their chaps up And doll their maps up And give them all that they lack Now ain't it funny They pay them money? Shows what you can do if your horse can act Hooray for Hollywood They hire fellas whose physiques are good And then they tell them they're the perfect shape, man To act like apemen And they convince them they should They make them grunt and yell And people think they're swell Hooray for Hollywood

Now for some alternate lyrics. In some versions, for the "shop girl" part, the lines are:

And any barmaid
Can be a star maid
If she dances with or without a fan

But mostly, it's just whole other verses added on at the beginning, middle or end, depending on the recording. Some of my favorites:

Hooray for Hollywood!
Where you're terrific
if you're even good!
Where anyone at all from Shirley Temple
to Aimee Semple
is equally understood.

Hooray for Hollywood!
That phony, super Coney, Hollywood
They come from Chilicothes and Padukahs
with their bazookas
To see their names up in lights
All armed with photos
From local rotos
With their hair in curlers
and legs in tights

And an alternate on the Mister Factor line in the opening:

Hooray for Hollywood!
You may be homely in your neighborhood.
Still, if you think that you can be an actor
See Mister Factor
He'd make a monkey look good!
Within a half an hour
You'll look like Tyrone Power