Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Coming at ya!

Enough of this no posting shit! Cinema Styles is back... with a vengeance!





What does it mean, "back with a vengeance?" I don't know. I mean, I don't harbor any ill will towards any of you and certainly don't feel the need to right some ancient wrong through violent means. All I know is that the off-site work that was stressing me out and driving me nuts is over and now, thanks to extra hours put in, I get to comp myself a couple of days at home this week. So, Cinema Styles is back. Whether vengeance is involved will be decided at a later date.
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Earn 25 Cinema Styles Dollars* by naming the movie pictured in this post.

*Cinema Styles Dollars are a non-existent promotional item that contain no value, either real or imaginary. Cinema Styles Dollars cannot be used for any transaction, either real or imagined, and are for entertainment purposes only, said entertainment being "entertainment" in the nominal sense only by which, henceforth, shall be considered to be neither real nor imagined. Cinema Styles reserves the right to revoke Cinema Styles Dollars at any time and for any reason, most likely because Cinema Styles believes you do not deserve to bask in the glory that is Cinema Styles Dollars. Cinema Styles also reserves the right to pursue legal action on any individual seeking any means of compensation from Cinema Styles Dollars, up to and including a $50,000 settlement and/or 25 years exile on the island of Cinema Styles' choosing. Cinema Styles also reserves the right to wrest control of your home, finances and familial benefits should you attempt, in any way, to use Cinema Styles Dollars. Thank you for using Cinema Styles Dollars.

20 comments:

Peter Nellhaus said...

The actor is Bertie Stephens, Jr. The film is Heavenly Huckleberries by Fred Farnsworth Farmer.

Greg said...

Soooooo close. Except for missing every detail of the answer, you almost got it.

Peter Nellhaus said...

Umm. My bad. I got confused. It's Alphonse Pineworthy III, in Those Ramrodding Rambling Ramblers, by Felix Fidelio Farmer.

Greg said...

That's better.

Flickhead said...

I thought it was Bill finding out "refudiate" isn't a real word.

bill r. said...

STAR WARS

Greg said...

You're both wrong. And I'm never revealing it until someone guesses it.

AND...

tells me what he's screaming at.

bill r. said...

Darth Vader.

Christopher said...

he needs to "stop screamin"(as Rondo Hatton would say)hes giving Moira Shearer a haddock !

Greg said...

No, Bill, it's not Darth Vader either, but you're soooooo close.

Christopher, once I take down the Moira Shearer banner, future readers will find your comment mysterious and intriguing.

bill r. said...

Okay, it's INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM, and he's screaming because of the crocodiles.

Greg said...

Nope. You know my favorite part about this post? The fact that I said Cinema Styles was back with a vengeance and then I haven't posted anything since.

Hahahahaha... [starts crying]

bill r. said...

No kidding! But I haven't posted much lately myself. I hope to write something tonight, and maybe something else before the weekend's up...I'm afraid people will forget I exist...

Greg said...

I'm sorry... who are you?

Ha, ha, I kid. [starts crying again]

[gets drunk]

[throws bottle against wall, screams "one day you'll all be sorry" out the window, collapses in corner]

Anonymous said...

tdraicer:

It's Dr. House going through withdrawal.

Can I buy political influence with my CS Dollars?

Krauthammer said...

Did someone mention "not posting anything?"

Greg said...

Can I buy political influence with my CS Dollars?

Charles Rangel uses them all the time.

Greg said...

Did someone mention "not posting anything?"

Yes, Bill I think. Okay, so here's the real deal. Tomorrow, in conjunction with two other bloggers, I'll be posting an announcement for an upcoming event and I figured I'd let that carry me into the week.

Peter Nellhaus said...

Wait . . . I got it . . . these screengrabs are from Jonathan Lapper's home movies of his honeymoon. Only the honeymoon has turned out to be a reenactment of Michael Powell's Peeping Tom with Mr. Lapper on the wrong side of the camera.

Greg said...

Peter wins!