Thanks for the link, Greg. Sigh...I'm so exhausted. Rod has been saving up some reviews for after CIFF to give me a break. He not only wrote the best Wicker Man, review he's the best blog partner ever!
Marilyn sure does love that Rod.
Plus, for bacon trees I really would sacrifice a virgin. Can it be iCarly?
Arbo - Not as much as I love that Reel.
If I signed up with Ferdy on Films Rod would quickly become the second best blog partner ever. The way Marilyn would start paying more attention to me would just infuriate him. And then we'd do things like stop talking suddenly when he would walk into the room and then as he left start to quietly laugh, just loud enough that he could hear it. Good thing I'm not a part of the Ferdy on Films team.
Arbo for a bacon tree I'd be willing to sacrifice the entire cast of every show on Disney. Ah hell, I'd do it even if there wasn't a bacon tree.
And on that bed there was a girlAnd on that girl there was a manAnd from that man there was a seedAnd from that seed there was a boyAnd from that boy there was a manAnd for that man there was a graveFrom that grave there grewA tree!
Fine! No apples for you!
I bet the crops failed and you don't have any anyway. Let's go ask the librarian if she has any... you know... just 'cause.
Oh, she has some apples, all right! Know what I'm sayin'!?
You've lost me. She has apples? So the crops didn't fail?
No, wait...no, I think they did fail. I thought...I thought we were talking about her tits.
What? Her tits failed? Oh if only Arbo were here, he'd know what to do.
Hey, Greg, quick, there's a little island in Scotland that's missing a little girl and really needs your help. Now where are my matches...
Don't worry Rod I'm on it. I'll send Bill. Bill?
There's a missing hare... I mean, kid. Look into it will you. You can use the seaplane if you want.
Okay. Is it okay that I'm a virgin? I wouldn't want that information to come out at an inopportune time, and ruin everything.
"The bees! Oh, God, not the bees!" Same movie, right?
Bill, as long as you go there of your own accord I don't see a problem.
Arbo, yes, only better. Infinitely better. I'm not sure how Robin Hardy missed so many golden opportunities in the original. Poor bastard. The bees. Brilliance, sheer brilliance.
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