Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Gently Johnny: A Picture Book Story


"A picture of me arresting somebody would look soooo cool right here."

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The bacon trees are in bloom!

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and the manager gives me a smile;
'cause he knows that it's me;
they've been coming to see;
to forget about life for a while.

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"Excuse us please. Is this the Overlook?"

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Here comes the king, here comes the king, here comes the big number one.

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You're stupid!

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No you're stupid!

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Touchdown!!!

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Best tailgate party. Ever.

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For the real deal, go here. Best review of this film you'll read.

22 comments:

Marilyn said...

Thanks for the link, Greg. Sigh...I'm so exhausted. Rod has been saving up some reviews for after CIFF to give me a break. He not only wrote the best Wicker Man, review he's the best blog partner ever!

Arbogast said...

Marilyn sure does love that Rod.

Arbogast said...

Plus, for bacon trees I really would sacrifice a virgin. Can it be iCarly?

Marilyn said...

Arbo - Not as much as I love that Reel.

Greg said...

If I signed up with Ferdy on Films Rod would quickly become the second best blog partner ever. The way Marilyn would start paying more attention to me would just infuriate him. And then we'd do things like stop talking suddenly when he would walk into the room and then as he left start to quietly laugh, just loud enough that he could hear it.

Good thing I'm not a part of the Ferdy on Films team.

Greg said...

Arbo for a bacon tree I'd be willing to sacrifice the entire cast of every show on Disney.

Ah hell, I'd do it even if there wasn't a bacon tree.

bill r. said...

And on that bed there was a girl
And on that girl there was a man
And from that man there was a seed
And from that seed there was a boy
And from that boy there was a man
And for that man there was a grave
From that grave there grew
A tree!

Greg said...

Heathen!

bill r. said...

Fine! No apples for you!

Greg said...

I bet the crops failed and you don't have any anyway. Let's go ask the librarian if she has any... you know... just 'cause.

bill r. said...

Oh, she has some apples, all right! Know what I'm sayin'!?

Greg said...

You've lost me. She has apples? So the crops didn't fail?

bill r. said...

No, wait...no, I think they did fail. I thought...I thought we were talking about her tits.

Greg said...

What? Her tits failed? Oh if only Arbo were here, he'd know what to do.

Roderick Heath said...

Hey, Greg, quick, there's a little island in Scotland that's missing a little girl and really needs your help. Now where are my matches...

Greg said...

Don't worry Rod I'm on it. I'll send Bill. Bill?

bill r. said...

What?

Greg said...

There's a missing hare... I mean, kid. Look into it will you. You can use the seaplane if you want.

bill r. said...

Okay. Is it okay that I'm a virgin? I wouldn't want that information to come out at an inopportune time, and ruin everything.

Arbogast said...

"The bees! Oh, God, not the bees!"

Same movie, right?

Greg said...

Bill, as long as you go there of your own accord I don't see a problem.

Greg said...

Arbo, yes, only better. Infinitely better. I'm not sure how Robin Hardy missed so many golden opportunities in the original. Poor bastard.

The bees. Brilliance, sheer brilliance.