It's tax time again here in the States. Yes, April 15th, the day souls are crushed, dreams are shattered and fortunes lost. But don't worry, you're not alone. For instance...
There's the tax pigs. If they grew that much between 1940 and 1951, imagine how big they are now. My God, they must be monstrous!
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Then there's this lady with her son looking at the long form at the Federal Building in this pic from April 15th, 1958. She slaps her hand to her face, "Oy vey," she thinks, but just look at that crowd behind her. Major suckage going on there!
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But don't worry Long Form Lady because even the stars have problems. Why it's Bette Davis in tax court in 1951. She sets an example to all of us by smiling even as Uncle Sam's lawyers are mere minutes away from reducing her pathetic lawyer to smoldering doggy poo. See, here's the thing, they're the IRS, and if they say you owe, YOU OWE! Period! Up yours Hollywood Star! Time to pay up!
HAPPY TAX DAY EVERYONE!
21 comments:
I went to the post office YESTERDAY, and the lines were out the door. Thank goodness, I have a mailroom at work!
I did our taxes in the second week of January just because I knew we were going to owe so much and had to get the payment plan stuff set up and out of the way. So once again, the money is gone. Hooray!
I have a mailroom at work too but I don't trust it for some reason. I've never dropped off mail there.
"the tax pigs"
If there's better name for a punk band out there right now, then I don't know what it is.
BTW... is that really another Arbo banner up there, or did you just forget to remove the subtitle?
Rolling Stone: "The Tax Pigs are monstrous! Monstrously good!"
Fox, thanks for the heads up. You don't want to give Arbo credit for something he didn't do, cause he'll run with it.
You don't want to give Arbo credit for something he didn't do, cause he'll run with it.---
Remember the other day when CNN mistakenly gave Arbo credit killing the 3 Somali pirates and he didn't even try to deny it!?!
Oh, see I thought he did kill them and I didn't even see the CNN story. I just assumed...
Yeah, I also assumed it was Arbo. When I saw the story on-line, but hadn't yet opened it, I said to my wife, "Arbogast killed the pirates and saved Capt. Phillips!"
I also don't trust office mailrooms. I've seen The Hudsucker Proxy!
As it turns out, the three guys I killed belonged to the Pittsburgh Pirates. My bad!
As it turns out, the three guys I killed belonged to the Pittsburgh Pirates. My bad!...
We all make mistakes. Your intentions were good.
Bill, I really don't trust the office mailroom. The slackasses that work in that thing couldn't possibly be doing a responsible job with the mail.
We all make mistakes. Your intentions were good.Well we all known Arbo's just a soul whose intentions are good.
No tea bags were harmed in the making of this blog.
Arbo's just a soul whose intentions are good...
Oh lord, please don't let him be misunderstood.
Tea bags and tax pigs. I think we have a brand new name for this blog.
Tea bags and tax pigs. I think we have a brand new name for this blog.---
Rumor has it that quite a few of those tax pigs in Washington get tea-bagged at the bars pretty often.
Fox, did you know McDonald's now has tax pigs in their Happy Meals for the holidays? I'm going to collect all four! So far I just have Stinky the Tax Pig but there's also Angry, Twitchy and Stabby (he's my favorite).
I like Stabby too. But he's the hardest one to find! I've purchased over 56 Happy Meals just to try and complete the set, but I CAN NEVER GET HIM!So... if anyone wants extras of Angry, Twitchy, and Stinky, I've got plenty.
As it turns out, the three guys I killed belonged to the Pittsburgh Pirates. My bad!Of course, the Pittsburgh Pirates being who they are, they didn't even notice three of their players had been killed.
And their batting average even improved.
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