Saturday, October 25, 2008

Wolfman Monty


Kill Fest is winding down, coming into its final week but be cool, like the Wolfman. There's always next October. And just a warning about Monty: Better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim. And maybe it's just me, but I'd like to meet his tailor.

Click pic to enlarge and see all the hairy details. And let the Red River (of blood) jokes commence.

16 comments:

Nellhaus of Dark Shadows said...

From here to eternity, I confess I can't think of any good puns at the moment.

Marilyn Meets the Wollfman said...

How is it that even with a face full of fur, Clift can look so handsome? I'm in awe (and nice job, Jonathan).

Adam Ross said...

I saw a Werewolf eating 800 head of cattle in Kansas City. His sideburns were perfect.

Sir Lapper Talbot said...

Nellhaus of Dark Shadows, you'll think of some once you find a nice place in the sun to think.

Sir Lapper Talbot said...

Marilyn, thank you. He has a cool that yak hair can't disguise.

Sir Lapper Talbot said...

Cattle? I thought he wanted to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein. Oh well, you never know with him, he's such an excitable boy.

Arbogast's Ghost said...

It really is startling to click on that picture and see how seamlessly Herr Lapper has melded man and beast. This picture brings to mind yet another idea I had for a screenplay in which a circle of jazz musicians in New York in the 1960s become infected with lycanthropy and shapeshift whenever they hear Dave Brubeck's Take 5.

Sir Lapper Talbot said...

Thank you very much, Arbo's Ghost.

This picture brings to mind yet another idea I had for a screenplay in which a circle of jazz musicians in New York in the 1960s become infected with lycanthropy and shapeshift whenever they hear Dave Brubeck's Take 5.

I don't know if you're serious or not but what a great idea! A short animated film could be done in the style of the old thirties cartoons where music and halloween always seemed to merge. During the extended drum solo they could roam the countryside looking for fresh victims.

Arbogast's Ghost said...

Oh, I'm deadly serious. I was tired of all the CGI werewolves and wanted to bring back good old fashioned monsters in pants. Pleated and cuffed.

Sir Lapper Talbot said...

But no shoes. We have to see the big rubber feet.

Nellhaus of Dark Shadows said...

If Clift had lived a little longer, we could have had Reflections in a Bloody, Oozing, Pus-filled Eye. I guess we have to settle for A Place in the Son of Frankenstein.

Sir Lapper Talbot said...

I guess we have to settle for A Place in the Son of Frankenstein.

He played a real misfit in that one.

bill r. said...

I feel like I should have some Warren Zevon puns ready to let fly, but I'm tired. And sorry I haven't been around much these last couple of days. You know, on the off-chance anyone noticed.

Oh, wait, I got one: You know what he probably does at night? He probably goes Veracruz-ing!

That one's great!

Sir Lapper Talbot said...

Of course we noticed. If you check out yesterday's comments, Fox mentioned it and I told him you had written you were having a shitty day. See Bill, we care.

He probably goes Veracruz-ing!

Oh brother. Send lawyers, guns and money. The shit has hit the fan.

Arbogast's Ghost said...

I was thinking how that picture perfectly illustrates the REM song "Monty Got a Raw Deal."

Duc de Richleau Lapper said...

Poor Monty. There were times when he wished Elizabeth hadn't pulled those two teeth out of his throat. Re the posted pic, in the original he has the look of a model posing but in the photoshopped Wolfman version he does seem to be saying "you don't me anything."