This may just be a personal feeling with me, but I've always gotten a smug sense of superiority with Bing on the screen. A sense of him never playing characters that were his true nature. And so when it came time to decide who I was going to make into Satan, Bing was the first name that popped into my head.
And the priest clothes didn't hurt.
My question is, how are you buried alive if you've been eaten and regurgitated? Seems like that would kill you. That's why Marilyn should never be corrected Tuscaloosa Strangler. You just end up looking stupid.
Sarah Silverman, on the other hand, is an angel and Bing will stick you with a pitchfork in the fiery pits of hell for all eternity for even suggesting otherwise.
You rarely see Der Bingle with his piece off and now we know why.
I think Sarah Silverman is cute, so she gets a free ride in my book. Of course, the minute she starts to look middle-aged and Jewy, then she's out on the shoulder.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't "middle aged and Jewy" equal mean and bitchy?
I'm wondering, cuz yesterday you guys said you liked mean and bitchy ladies like Joan Collins,... and isn't she Jewy?
But I guess Arbo's point was that he wanted to get on a YOUNG Joan Collins, not an older one. And older one would be kind of chewy and Jewy. The Chewy Jew. Sounds like the title of a short that Lapper should make.
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Finally, the REAL Bing Crosby! I heard the photographer who took that publicity shot (before make-up) was flayed and buried alive.
The devil, you say!
He was eaten first, regurgitated, Then buried alive.
This may just be a personal feeling with me, but I've always gotten a smug sense of superiority with Bing on the screen. A sense of him never playing characters that were his true nature. And so when it came time to decide who I was going to make into Satan, Bing was the first name that popped into my head.
And the priest clothes didn't hurt.
My question is, how are you buried alive if you've been eaten and regurgitated? Seems like that would kill you. That's why Marilyn should never be corrected Tuscaloosa Strangler. You just end up looking stupid.
Sarah Silverman is a pig.
Bing's just a persona on the screen ...
Sarah Silverman, on the other hand, is an angel and Bing will stick you with a pitchfork in the fiery pits of hell for all eternity for even suggesting otherwise.
Oh, and ... have a nice day!
The Tuscaloosa Strangler is Magic!
Oh and thank you... you have a nice day too.
You rarely see Der Bingle with his piece off and now we know why.
I think Sarah Silverman is cute, so she gets a free ride in my book. Of course, the minute she starts to look middle-aged and Jewy, then she's out on the shoulder.
Sarah Silverman is sexy Jewy, and ever shall she be.
Are women magic?
Yes, Rick, women are magic. You didn't know this?
Arboghastly, despite the piece you could always kind of see the horns pushing up from underneath.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't "middle aged and Jewy" equal mean and bitchy?
I'm wondering, cuz yesterday you guys said you liked mean and bitchy ladies like Joan Collins,... and isn't she Jewy?
But I guess Arbo's point was that he wanted to get on a YOUNG Joan Collins, not an older one. And older one would be kind of chewy and Jewy. The Chewy Jew. Sounds like the title of a short that Lapper should make.
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