Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Bad Date


You catch her eye...



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She looks longingly into yours...



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You coax her into the bedroom...



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She stands waiting; beautiful and still...



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Her eyes say, "Disrobe me."



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And just when you think the night will be perfect...



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BAM!!!



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She gets all religious on you.



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Don't you hate when that happens?


30 comments:

bill r. said...

Lesbians.

Fox said...

I am honored! Immortalized in a Cinema Styles banner forever. And to think that you nailed one of my fetishes just by knowing me as a blogger...

The up-do lesbian in those pics looks like a bit like a younger Liv Ullman, kind of. And I feel bad for the blonde one. She gets that face of "I've just been teased" just right.

bill r. said...

You have a "getting stabbed" fetish?

Fox said...

Cutting fetish... well, "fantasy"... and only if the cutter is really hot and she just grazes me... and it doesn't hurt.

My fetishes come with a lot of safeguards and guidelines.

Ardath Bey Lapper said...

I think I'll leave this comment thread alone and move on to another post.

bill r. said...

Me too...

Ardath Bey Lapper said...

Oh and Fox, I am glad you liked the banner.

Arbogast the Somnombulist said...

The up-do lesbian is Suzanna Leigh, star of The Deadly Bees and the ingenue of Hammer's Lost Continent. She's one of those actresses who seemed to me, as a kid, to have been around forever but if you look at her IMDb page you'll see she wasn't in all that much and nothing after 1978. Still, she really had something.

Tina Romero looks great in that banner.

Ardath Bey Lapper said...

Tina Romero looks great in that banner

I love that screengrab. She has an incredible focus on that knife, with the corner of her mouth ever-so-slightly turning up.

carnival of arbogast said...

She turns up briefly in Costa Gavras' Missing and all you can think is "Alucarda in the house!"

Ardath Bey Lapper said...

I saw Missing long before Alucarda and I can't imagine ever watching Missing again so I'll never know the joy of recognition with her brief appearance. Damn.

bill r. said...

Alucarda...there's an odd one for you. Have any of you seen The Mansion of Madness, also by Juan Lopez Moctezuma? Should I bump it up in the queue, or what?

carnival of arbogast said...

I like The Mansion of Madness but it's not nearly as scary/disturbing as Alucarda and is probably guilty of too many Jodorowski-isms.

Neil Sarver said...

Aside from the gay part, I actually had something similar to that happen. It wasn't the cross, which I'm sure I'd largely not notice, but a Psalm 23 tattoo. So there you go...

And The Mansion of Madness is indeed kooky fun, as best I recall. I enjoyed it.

bill r. said...

I like The Mansion of Madness but it's not nearly as scary/disturbing as Alucarda and is probably guilty of too many Jodorowski-isms

This both troubles and intrigues me.

Ardath Bey Lapper said...

Psalm 23? The whole damn thing or just "The Lord is my Shepherd?" Cause that really would kill the mood.

And by the way, I try to work at least two or three Jodorowski-isms into each and every day.

bill r. said...

The last time I even tried to work in a Jodorwoski-ism, I got fired, divorced, and briefly imprisoned. I learned my lesson, let me tell you.

Fox said...

Hi are names is Jonathan, Bill, and Arbo and us like to name drop bad Costa-Gavras movies and act like we like Jodoworski becuz we are jealous that Fox has his own banner today and we don't!

bill r. said...

If you think about, Jonathan always has his own banner, so I don't know why he'd be jealous. And I don't like Jodorowsky, if that makes you feel any better.

Neil Sarver said...

My recollection would be the first verse. Definitely not just the one line, but certainly not the whole thing either.

I can usually manage thrice weekly Jodorowski-isms, but when I try for more than that, they become labored.

Ardath Bey Lapper said...

Fox, why would I be jealous of a banner I created?

Neil, was the tattoo creepily placed just above the genitalia, indicating that was the Valley of Death? Because if so I think I'd have to say, "Oh my god! I think I left my oven on!" and then make a speedy exit.

Bill - And I don't like Jodorowsky - But you like Santa Sangre right?

By the way, throwing the dead carcas of an elephant down an embankment is one of my favorite daily Jodorowsky-isms, though it's getting harder and harder to find a big, bloated dead elephant. I mean, Costner hasn't directed a movie in years.

bill r. said...

But you like Santa Sangre right?


I liked it...when it was called Psycho and Magic!! Awww yeah. Actually, I didn't even like it when it was called Magic. Okay, I liked it when it was a novel called Magic.

Jodorowsky just doesn't do anything for me. I find his stuff to be pretty laughable, to be honest with you. And yet, I own that box-set...

Neil Sarver said...

It was on her leg and not in a swimsuit protected area.

In the too much confession department, I think the intimate version might actually have done it for me, "Oh, yeah! My rod and my staff..."

But there is indeed much wrong with me. I know.

Ardath Bey Lapper said...

"My rod and my staff" - Now that's a genitalia tattoo!

Bill, too bad your opinion of Santa Sangre is wrong. Too bad.

bill r. said...

You mean, too bad my opinion of Santa Sangre is gloriously right!

Frankly, I'm surprised you like that movie. I wouldn't have pegged you as a fan.

Ardath Bey Lapper said...

I liked it a lot when I saw it, which was when it came out so who knows, maybe I'd feel differently now, maybe not. I'm multi-faceted and mysterious.

Fred said...

I'm surprised everyone missed the irony inherent in those screen grabs. Thwarted lesbian vampiress Yutte Stensgard is today a Born Again Christian and conservative activist. So, although she looks romantically thwarted in that last shot, it may actually be that Camilla/Mircalla/Marcilla/Whatever is having a religious revelation, upon seeing the cross, being won over to give up her lesbian vampiric pursuit and to embrace the Family Values agenda.

Montresor Herringbone Lapper said...

So that's where it all started!

EVIL CLOWN said...

I hate when a cross gets in the middle of some good woman on woman love.

Dr. Pretorius Lapper said...

Tell me about it. Stupid cross.