On Sunday... uh, I mean... on Sinister Sunday Cinema Styles visited the pumpkin patch to get some big orange gourds for the season. No store bought pumpkins for this purist, they must be picked from a patch as in the days of yore. Or something like that. Ah, but what HORRORS await the unsuspecting pumpkin patcher, accustomed to seeing nice, perfectly round orange delights in the specialty section at the local grocer's mart. I will allow my good friend Criswell to lead us in:
My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of ...
... The Pestilant Pumpkins of the Pumpkin Patch?!!?!?!?!
The Lord of the Flies
Craters on the Moon
The Old Man of the Pumpkin Patch
Army Ants of Darkness
Rotten to the Core
The Skull of Pumpkin Hollow